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Tracking things that make you go "bruh" since 2025
BRUH SCORE
Current market disappointment level
DAILY BRUHS
"Bruh" utterances recorded today
BRUH INTENSITY
Average face-palm severity
The Bruh Index ($BRUH) is a proprietary measure of collective disappointment, mild confusion, and existential face-palms in the cryptocurrency market. Similar to how the S&P 500 tracks America's largest companies, the Bruh Index tracks America's largest disappointments.
Founded in 2025 by a committee of extremely tired investors, the Bruh Index aggregates data from thousands of sources including:
Our proprietary algorithm converts these data points into a single, easy-to-understand number that tells you exactly how disappointed everyone is right now.
As you can see, disappointment peaks around market close when everyone checks their portfolios and says "bruh."
Peak bruh hours: 3 PM when portfolios are down and hope is gone. Lowest: 3 AM when everyone's asleep and can't check prices.
Step 1: Accept That This Is Your Life Now
Before investing in the Bruh Index, take a moment to reflect on the choices that led you here. You are about to invest in an index fund that tracks disappointment. This is who you are now.
Step 2: Connect Your Wallet
Use any Solana-compatible wallet. We recommend Phantom, but honestly any wallet works because they're all going to make you go "bruh" at some point when gas fees hit.
Step 3: Buy $BRUH on Pump.fun
Navigate to the Pump.fun listing (link in header). Buy as much or as little as you want. The amount doesn't matter because you're investing in conceptual disappointment, not actual utility.
Step 4: Watch the Index
Refresh this page compulsively. Watch the Bruh Score go up when crypto Twitter is melting down. Watch it go down during those rare moments of collective optimism (approximately twice per year).
Step 5: Say "Bruh"
When your investment inevitably goes down, say "bruh" out loud. This increases the Bruh Score by 0.00001 points and creates a self-fulfilling prophecy. You are now part of the index you invested in. Bruh.
Q: Is this a real index fund?
A: Bruh.
Q: What is the Bruh Index actually tracking?
A: Everything and nothing. Mostly nothing. The heat death of optimism. Your portfolio probably.
Q: Who created this?
A: A council of extremely disappointed crypto investors who have accepted their fate and decided to monetize the feeling of "bruh."
Q: Can I short the Bruh Index?
A: That would require optimism, which is not compatible with this project.
Q: What happens when the Bruh Score reaches 1000?
A: The index resets to 69 and we all collectively say "nice" before returning to disappointment.
Q: Is there a white paper?
A: Yes, it's one page and just says "bruh" in 48-point font.
The Bruh Index is a fictional measure of disappointment and should not be considered financial advice. $BRUH is a memecoin with no inherent value, utility, or purpose other than to make you go "bruh." Please do not invest money you cannot afford to lose, which is probably all of it at this point. Bruh.